Pumpkin 6



I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two


turns out I don’t know what a horse is or how it moves??? oh also I only gave myself an hour which is… why it doesn’t have eyes. I didn’t have time for eyes.


i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done


I’d like to get off now


*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free


Under the Blue Moon by Luis Figuer


they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry